Anticipation

Anticipated Movie - Avatar (Dec 2009)
Upcoming most anticipated movie. Directed by James Cameroon. The first movie directed by James since 1999 Titanic. James Cameroon has great credibility in Science Fiction movie. Several of his project include Aliens, Terminator and Terminator 2.

Avatar story abt what? Try not to read the synopsis because this will ruin my experience. And James do surprise people a lot. Like who taught of a sinking ship will have such a touching story to talk about.



Anticipated Dinner with Colleague on 12 Sept.
An outing with colleague and friends for my shift partner Zarina farewell. Wish her all the best.

Anticipated Taiwan trip
Well this plan, I not sure can it be carried out next year or not due to H1N1. However if the swine flu medicine is out. I think this trip will be on. Target is March 2010. Sakura trip to Korea earlier this year did not work out as I expected. Thus plan to see Sakura at Taiwan.




That is all the things I anticipate will happen as what I plan for.... Hopefully.

七月初七 - 七夕节

Today is a suppose to be a special day. According to chinese mythology, on this day the "niu lang" and "zhi nu" will be allow to meet only one in a year. The story is based on the astronomy star Altair and Vega. And on this day the magpies in this world will gather between Altair and Vega to form a bridge so that "niu lang" and "zhi nu" can cross the boundary and meet each other. And so this is call as Chinese Valentines.

Valentine is suppose to be special day yet for me, it is only bitter memories. No matter western Valentine (14 Feb) or this chinese valentine 七夕节, there isn't any that worth me to remember. This year seems to be a bit different, at least this year 七夕节 begin with a very surprise call from Emina, a girl from Sweden. She call me from Sweden and spend 30 Sweden dollar just for this less then 1 minute call. That is RM15 for a call. Considering Rm15 is enough for a McDonald value meal or a 2hour movie ticket, that is really a lot to spend for just 1 minute call. I really grateful for her. Thanks Emina.

Back to my bitter memory for 七夕节. It can be summarize to one word. Alone.
Yes that is the word. Alone. It is not that I never date anyone before but I just never able to date a girl on Valentine date, be it western or eastern. Even though I enjoy alone. Even though I view alone as Lonely but also as Freedom, I still feel sad when seeing people around me is holding hands with one another. Some cuddling couples walk as though their body is one. Sore eyes for me.

Is it really that hard to just have a gf? I can see people hoping to find a caring BF. I consider myself as one. But when I apply for this position as their caring bf, the answer seems to be scripted.
1. You are too young.
2. You are too good for me.
3. Hehe, really. Lol. :)

Haiz....

若谈样子不会叫好,　不算最讨好		If discussed the appearance cannot applaud, did not calculate most flatters
但我的外在美不够味道,　哪足以自豪		But my external beautiful insufficient flavor, which good enough to make one feel proud
谈为人当然好,　双手也好抱		Discussed the manner is certainly good, both hands also good hug
无奈独有伴侣问前路		But is in sole possession of the companion to ask the road ahead
没有想陪同邻家男孩跳舞,　唯独当我师徒		Has not wanted to accompany the neighbor boys to dance, only works as my priests and disciples
人人亲近我,　无人争夺我		Everybody are intimate with me, nobody capture me
无人关怀是谁,　大提卖亲和		Who is nobody concern, greatly raises sells kisses with
平凡像我路过,　十个似我		Ordinary likes me to pass by, ten resemble me
情敌实在太多		The love rival really too many
人人鼓励我,　无人倾慕我		Everybody encourage me, nobody adores me
常常激励别人,　尽情热恋时候遗下我		Frequently drives the others, heartily is in love the time leaves behind me
像毒咒,　无人爱我,　别吓我		Like the poisonous incantation, nobody loves me, do not frighten me
并无自欺,　所有老死只会作知己		And not deceives self, all passes away only can be the friend
愿意跟我细数恋爱挫折,　抱住我会死		Is willing with my thin number love setback, to grasp me to be able to die
谈完情,　拖好手		Discusses the sentiment, tows the skilled person
都将我抛弃,　从来没理会我喜与悲		All abandons me, has not always paid attention to me happy and is sad
是那麼平凡,　仍可以来斗气		Is that was ordinary, still was allowed to come to fight the gas
谈情令我心死,　由得我死		Discussed the sentiment makes me to lost hope, dies by me
人人亲近我,　无人争夺我		Everybody are intimate with me, nobody capture me
无人关怀是谁,　大提卖亲和		Who is nobody concern, greatly raises sells kisses with
平凡像我路过,　十个似我		Ordinary likes me to pass by, ten resemble me
你管不到那麼多		You do not manage that many
天都不爱我,　立心孤立我		The day all does not love me, resolves isolates me
平凡的人若提及程运变,　显得不配麼		The ordinary person if mentions fortune change, results in does not match
难道我看不到　现况正是结果　OH		Is my blind present situation precisely result OH
由得我,　无人争夺我		By me, nobody capture me
无人关怀是谁,　大提卖亲和		Who is nobody concern, greatly raises sells kisses with
平凡像我路过,　十个似我		Ordinary likes me to pass by, ten resemble me
情敌实在太多		The love rival really too many
天都不理我,　令我想清楚		The sky pays no attention to me, makes me to want to be clear
感情事来自,　由弱者所写的悲歌		The feeling circumstances come from, the elegy which writes by the weak one
事实上为什麼不拍到拖		In fact for is assorted does not pat tows
说穿了我不理,　算我		Exposed I to pay no attention, forget me

Don't try marry rich guy

I have lots of female friends that everyday dream of marrying rich guy. I use to tell them it is not realistic and better for them to try earn and be rich themselves then just rely on marry a rich husband. But they don't listen.

And then I receive this email forwarded around. Hope they will listen after this.

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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

**************

Here’s a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of ‘beauty’ and ‘money’: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a ‘trading position’. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term, same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or ‘leased’. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in ‘leasing’ services, do contact me.

signed, J.P. Morgan

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So lets not rely on anyone. The person we can most trust in this world is still ourselves.

Another not happy day

I heard a famous person say the saying he most like is "Life is never what we wish for". I feel like this today. Things just don't go as what I plan and causing me not so happy. I plan for a small farewell dinner with my partner Zarina. But in the end it need to be cancel because one of the colleague is sick and need either me or Zarina to replace her.

In the end I alone walking at Pavilion KL and bought a pair of shoes. Taught of leaving after confirm that Zarina won't be coming but heavy rain cause me to stay at Pavilion.

Anyway in the end I gone to try Kampachi food. Feel it will cheer me up a bit after eating something nice. However, Kampachi is quite disappointing. Before this, I hear at KL area the best Japanese buffet is either Rakuzen or Kampachi. Today eating at Kampachi, I only feel that their things is expensive and not really special.


The meal I choose is Salmon Sashimi Unagi Don Set (RM40).







The unagi taste is very good but the portion is a bit too little and wishing for more. The salmon sashimi taste more hard compare to the usual one that I had. Not sure is this due to the way the salmon is cut or different part of the salmon used.
Anyway, just like the unagi, the salmon sashimi portion is too little. The cawanmushi, miso soup and fruit is standard and did not hold any suprise.

Btw, while going thru their menu, Kampachi keep insist their sushi is hand made and thus the price is not cheap. The price of the thing explain a lot on the popularity of this shop. I dine at 6pm and from the time I walk in to this restaurant until time I pay, I am the only customer that they serve. Only when leaving the restaurant at almost 7 pm, another group of 3 person customer enter the restaurant.

Food Of the Devil 3

After checking out on my blog, an old friend can't resist the temptation. So when she have the opportunity to visit KL, she join me for another round at Sushi Tei. Together with another junior from KTAR, we went to Tropicana City Sushi Tei again.

This time Sushi Tei sea urchin is out of stock AGAIN. According to the waiter, their stock is replenish every Tuesday and Friday. So I guess we need to choose a good date to go there. Crowd at the restaurant is considerably less then my last visit. I guess not just us have complain for their services.

Anyway, here is the photo for this time visit.
First is the fried salmon skin which is bad taste. It is not crispy. So kind of dissappointing.


Next is the Rainbow Sushi that is much better taste compare to the salmon skin.



And then it is the Salmon Sashimi that is my favourite. Yummy like my previous visit.
My friends also enjoy the soft Ikura that almost melt in her mouth.



And finally to satisfy my carnivore thirst.


So that is all. It is sad that I remember to take the food photo but forget to take photo with her. I guess she gonna be very upset as the food seems more attractive then her. (>.<)
Sorry, Su Zhen, I will remember next time.

I have a bad day

Actually not just today, recently feel everyday that I work day shift is a bad day to me. Reason is my stupid boss.

A lot of people told me, boss can be boss because they are stingy and bad to their staff. I can understand but for my situation boss is not just stingy. But is idiot and only clever in directing all the arrow from pointing their back to pointing their staff.

Today is another good example of the same situation that keep on repeating itself. Other team point at our team claiming we make mistake. Boss say ok will look into it but the way look into is send email to staff ask staff to explain. Problem is why can't boss just see at that time what is the mistake and really investigate. I guess read till this part, people who is working will be there "Haiz. Me also same at my office la."

I sometimes see other team, the boss just blindly defend for his staff trying to blame the way that system work instead of blaming on staff mistake but for my team this don't happen.

Another example of the boss genius is in order to correctly compliment staff, they come up with idea that when staff receive call from customer that wish to compliment the staff. Staff should go to boss and ask boss to tap the call, then request customer to say the compliment again.

Scenario would be like this :-
Customer : You did a good job. Bravo on the fact and excellent service in solving my problem
Staff : Sir, can you hold on a minute before compliment me.
Staff quick ask Boss to tap the call. Once Boss confirm tap the call,
Staff : Sir, sorry I did not quite get what you say previously. Can you repeat your compliment again.

If me is the Customer, I will go from compliment to start #@@*!^(@*!#^ cause wasting my time. But to make the matter more frustrating is Boss need to call back the Customer, to confirm that Customer really feel Staff deserve compliment and is not request by Staff.

So end of the scenario, can you judge how genius my boss is now? That is why I always say I am in "Hell"desk instead of Helpdesk. I try to view it from a very nice angle such as when all other people is bz working, I can at my bed sleeping. Whey they have "Monday Blue" on Monday and my first working day in that week maybe is Thursday or Friday. I try to use these as reason for me to tell myself I am much more lucky compare to others people. But whenever on morning shift, I fail to hypnotize myself anymore.

A lot of my old colleague told me to just left. I even taught of follow my partner go to Korea one month and then come back only start to find job again. Really consider that but maybe not to Korea but to somewhere that I know how to speak their language such as Taiwan, China or HK.

Anyway, lets listen a song to end my bad day. The song is Bad day by Chipmunks

Simple method to win alien heart.

Older method such as buy flower and candle light dinner for alien will not be discuss as these method is already widely known and no longer killer to the alien. Most alien have high immune system against such an attack.

Newer method or a small amend to the known method to make it much more effective.

1. Singing
You probably have seen in a movie etc, that a guy bring along a guitar and stand under alien apartment singing song. Well this method is no longer that practical or effective anymore.
i. Video shot the song you sing and upload to Youtube or other online video streaming website etc.
ii. Don't use guitar. Try something more unusual such as saxophone or violin.
iii. Be sure not just let alien know but also let her friend know about it.
iv. Be creative with the song lyric. Amend it to show this song is special for her only. Eg. Original song maybe is "I Love You, Baby". Change to "I Love (Alien Name), Baby"

2. Special Photo
Get alien photo and edit it before showing to her again. There is lots of website that now provide free service such as this.
Example :

This is a very simple editing that do not need PHOTOSHOP Guru to do it. Yet alien who see this will feel that you go thru a lot to create this special photo for her
Sample website is http://funny.pho.to/ , http://www.photofunia.com/ , http://funphotobox.com/


3. Online Game Gift
This part is more tricky. Find out did alien play online game. If yes, go to a nearest cyber cafe and ask the attendant is there any high class character that you can buy for this game. Please do make sure the character you are buying is higher level then alien character. Buy that account and then start to act as though you just meet alien "coincidentally" in the game and then start helping her to level up. Give her better armor or weapon. A lot of online game also have marriage system. So you can try to persuade alien into online marriage. And so you and alien is married not legally. Online game do have divorce too so beware. :P

4. Cooking.
This is also very tricky as cooking means you must be quite close with alien. At least you can meet alien everyday. Prepare lunch to be eaten with alien during lunch time. Or just trick alien to visit your house for a project or assignment and then show her your gourmet skill. Cooking will be 10 times better if alien is sick. Just a simple hot porridge, with you blowing the porridge cold to feed alien, that will melt alien heart.

(If I can think or notice more tactic, will post to here also. )

Hot Summer At KL

Recently, KL is so hot. Now even in aircond room, I have to sleep without any matress covering me. I miss the nice spring weather in Korea so much.

Today I can't stand it anymore and go to Genting Highland to avoid the heat.
A very good choice considering the small angpow Uncle Lim give to me :P

Lots of thing also happening, such as Death due to H1N1 is increasing in an alarming speed. Just today, 8 new death is confirm due to H1N1 bringing the total death number to 26. So my friends take care. Please don't underestimate small sickness and do not pay attention to it.

Next is my office going to need extra hands to help them. Thanks to the "genius" of my management. Poor tactic and management decision that result in harder times to all staff. They still announce a new Good tactic to confirm that staff is correctly compliment for their effort. That is when a customer call Service Desk, and the customer feel want to compliment the staff. Staff would tell customer "Sorry sir, Can you hold on a second, my manager need to listen to you compliment me. " and then ask the manager to tap this call. Once the manager is in, staff would tell customer, "Ok you can compliment me now." After that the manager still need to call this customer to confirm that customer compliment is based on their own willingness and not request by staff. A really brilliant idea. Wonder did they learn to empathy or view things from customer view point before think of these kind of brilliant idea.

Well enough complain on my management. I can go on and on if want to complain them.

Other things that is also happening is my partner for shift is going to resign soon. Gonna miss her but damn I so envy her. Coz she going to Korea for one whole month. (>.<) Wish you(Zarina) bon vovage. (^_^)

Also One Piece start to get to a new climax. With ultra battle going on between WhiteBeard and Marine HQ. But damn... can't he just draw 3 chapter or more at once. Really hate to wait for it one whole week. (>.<)

That basically cover most happening to me right now. Till next time when I am free, bye

P/s: I will try to update this blog more frequent as per request of a very special person to me.

What I wish to archieve in my life

Every once a while I will suddenly think of what I hope to achieve in my life.

I still remember when I was young at the age of 8. My aim is just to get old faster. Reason is my mom use to tell me, you can drink Coke when you are old enough or you can eat McD when you are old enough. And so that is what I hope I can achieve in my life. To be old enough so that I can eat McD and drink Coke. Now think back at that times, my aim is really childish but a child age 8, childish is not a sin. :P

Then come to the teenage level, my aim was to find a pretty girlfriend that every other guy will envy. Well this one is not achieve until now and I guess won't ever achieve anymore since I already give up on this. Pretty common story for a teenage also.

Now at twenties ( Dun ask me how old I am. I won't tell), my aim is very simple. That is to be successful in life. I feel a person need to at least able to gather an amount of wealth by the end of his life to be view as successful. The amount of wealth that I see fit is able to own one large house of my own. I feel as a Malaysian, as long as I willing to work hard, buying a house is not impossible. For a normal Malaysian worker, after working for 30 years, one should have 300,000 to 500,000 in his retirement fund. These fund is more then sufficient to purchase a house. But this of course only possible if that person is mature in managing his financial. A person whose life is successful should not have problem to at least do this. While another person who have bad habit such as gamble, drug or prostitution will have trouble doing this. In my view these kind of person is unsuccessful in his life because he even after working for 30 years what have he achieve. Kind of wasting life only.

But today, I suddenly think what if I am to die now or before working for 30 years, what should I view or see my life. Is my life successful because clearly I fail to achieve my own aim that I set. I started to think about second aim in my life. That is to be remember by people that know me. Chinese have a saying, "earth is still moving/spinning". This saying is normally use to tell a person to get over the grief of losing a special person and continue in life. Why would earth is still moving relate to this? Now if let say today I suddenly involve in car accident and pass away, the only few person I am convince will feel my disappearance would my family and my closed friends. The company that I work for everyday will still go on with daily business even if I do not exist. The road will still be traffic jam in the morning even though there is less one car on the road rushing to office. The world will just continue moving forward as the chinese saying "Earth is still moving/spinning". But I hope that once a while, people that I know can at least remember about me. Maybe when they suddenly see a mug that I give them as birthday present. Maybe when they clearing up their bookmark and find this blog bookmark again, and they will probable sorrow for 1 minute.

So am I able to be remembered? Right now I guess not, coz every year when my birthday come, people that able to remember it is very less. And each year the greeting that I get is also lesser. So I guess I am getting more fail in my life then successful.

單身地球人手冊

This article is written by 青 526

【單身地球人手冊】

我的朋友都是有女友的男孩。平日大家會因上課、做作業在一起，就像印象中大學生的生
活，快樂、自由，可是只要遇上假日，所有的朋友就像被外星人綁架一樣全消失了。

女孩就是外星人。每個人都在約會，像好萊塢的歌舞片，一對對情侶在城市街道上輕揚飛
舞 。我用著緩慢的步調默默的一個人跳不協調的舞步。我已經很習慣這種情況。遇上假
日，我會假裝忙碌的到圖書館找資料，到大賣場買些愛吃的東西，煮一杯LAVAZA咖啡，
安靜的看書、看電視，黃昏時到學校跑步，過著優美的單人假日。

女孩都是外星人，假日結束後才釋放我所有的朋友。朋友們被附身似的常帶著古怪的笑臉
躲在角落打大哥大。哼，一定又是向外星人回報地球人的狀況。女孩都是外星人，常不懷好
意的問我為什麼不交女友？熱忱十足的還要介紹其他外星人給我。第一次我真的上當了，
和她們介紹的女孩開始約會。我們二人一起逛街，女孩果然是外星人，我的雙腿走到發軟、
行走姿勢開始像青蛙一樣，她還能夠百米衝刺到地攤前和一堆同類搶著買衣服。我累到像
跑完五千公尺一臉發青時，她還計畫著要去第18個目的地。我餓到口吐白沫準備大快朵
頤的吃魯肉飯，她說一點也不餓。

好不容易結束一切，紳士般的送她回家後，我火速衝回房間被窩裡準備卯起來睡個三天三
夜，她精神奕奕的打電話來要我陪她聊天。女孩果然是外星人。從那次以後我發誓再也不
和外星人在一起了。

【單身地球人】

  
 因為單身，我可以說女孩都是外星人。

 因為單身，我開始讀西蒙波娃、吳爾芙、張愛玲，研究分析外人。

 因為單身，我以羅蘭．巴特的姿態解構自己，再重新組裝成「少年維特」的形體，展現自己
 的清純無暇。

 因為單身，外星人對我虎視眈眈，我要好好保護自己，以免被外星人得逞

 因為單身，我有更多的錢浪費在自己身上，不用替「網路恐龍」救生隊養恐龍。

 因為單身，我可以30天不刮鬍子，不用擔心鬍子會刮下外星人臉上的粉。即使她們看見我
 像見到留鬍鬚的蟑螂。

 因為單身，我可以每餐大口咬肯德基，不用陪外星人喝白開水。

 因為單身，我有更多時間讀傅柯、馬克斯充實腦袋，不用在麥當勞門口守夜到天亮，和一
 群傻瓜地球人排隊買Kitty Cat。

 因為單身，我可以看高達、彼得．格林那威、亞倫雷奈的電影，不用陪人去給貞子嚇。

 因為單身，我和任何外星人走在一起，都會被傳為八卦。

 因為單身，我開始一個人旅行尋找卡爾維諾的看不見的城市。

 因為單身，媽媽提早準備為我相親，雖然我才二十七。

 因為單身，不敢穿耳洞，怕被男人追。

 因為單身，所以討厭情人節、白色情人節、七夕情人節、聖誕節、端午節、 植樹節、
 勞工節 ………….。

 因為單身，我習慣一個人坐在咖啡館角落，喝義式濃縮咖啡。

 因為單身，我想搬到月球，才看不見地球人和外星人親熱的模樣。


 我決不會像發情的狗對著外星人搖尾又擺頭。我要繼續努力單身一千四百四十分鐘。

【我和外星人有個約會】

有個善良的地球人送我二張電影招待卷，期限是今天。初春三月暖暖的陽光溫柔的擁抱
著我，真是難得的好天氣、好運氣，我開心的找朋友一起去看。不幸的是，他們全被外星
人帶出場了。抬頭看著天空，陽光還是溫暖的對我微笑，乾脆拿這二張票連看二場好了，
我想。走在校園裡，來往的外星人身邊都帶著一個地球人，不、不，有的還帶了二個。外
星人都用奇怪的眼神看我，而那些不爭氣的、被套牢的地球人眼中卻只有他們的主子存
在，還一臉幸福的傻笑著。真丟地球人的臉。

我彷彿見到每個地球人的脖子上都套上狗鍊圈，任由外星人鞭策驅使。我開始擔心會遇
上個單身外星人，手上還甩動著長長的狗鍊，不懷好意的看著我。我要趕快逃離校園。
幸好我遇上黑白貓。「一起看電影吧」，我說。「sorry，我要做日光浴，去找個女孩陪你」
，黑白貓說。他給了我一個手機號碼，要我去約一個外星人。「你不會後悔的」，他肯定的
說。

我愣在紅磚道上看著黑白貓的背影遠去。「只是找個人陪我看電影而已」，我這樣想著。
於是，我約了個外星人一起去看電影。以為她會拒絕，我猶豫了很久、反覆推敲設想所有
她可能的回答，想不到她完全不考慮，比我還爽快的答應。是我想太多，還是外星人的思
想難理解？

「外星人都有遲到的習慣」，有個地球人曾這樣哭訴他的經驗。有心裡準備後，我帶著一本
「大眾媒介與社會」打算做長期的等候。到了約定的時間，我騎著黑色小綿羊準時到達約定
地。天啊，她已經在那裡等我了。我疑惑的看著她。「咦，你帶本書要去電影院看嗎？」她笑
著說。要小心，她可能是外星人中的狠角色，我叮嚀著自己。她穿著白色襯衫、IBS藍色牛
仔褲、Nike球鞋，輕鬆的跨上我的小綿羊後座，我只感覺後座稍微沈了一下，她應該很瘦，
減肥很成功，嗯，果然是外星人中的佼佼者。

突然一陣清淡的葵花香飄入鼻端，我僵硬的肩膀一下子鬆垮，像是被蒙古大軍擊潰的城牆。
「香水是外星人誘惑地球人的第三祕密武器。」這句格言閃入腦中。糟了，她正用第三祕密
武器攻擊我。「坐穩了」，我對她說完趕緊加速前行，讓風吹走那奪人心魄的芳香。「外星人
的身體會放電，千萬別碰著」，單身地球人手冊第五條明文記載一路上我把背挺得直直的，
像一隻帶安全帽的公雞，深怕和她有所碰觸。遇到紅燈也慢慢停下，這樣她就沒理由碰撞
我了吧。可恨的是，福爾摩沙島上的公路沒有一條是健全的，到處是高起的鐵蓋和低陷的
大窟窿，害我一路騎的膽戰心驚、滿身大汗。「外星人最愛聊八卦、談是非。」以為她會像鴨
子，聒噪的叫不停，她卻令我意外的沈默著。 25分鐘後我們到了電影院，離上映時間還有
半小時，「該怎麼打發呢？」我猶豫起來。「對不起，我還沒吃中餐，我們可以先吃個東西
嗎？」她終於開口了。

「外星人只喝白開水」，單身地球人手冊第七條條文浮現腦海。 「我幫妳到7-11買罐礦泉
水」，我展現紳士風範、體貼的對她說。「可是我想吃飯，行嗎？」看著她楚楚動人的眼神，我
的小腿開始發軟顫抖，口水像是餓狗見到肉排般洶湧冒出，好可怕的超能力，難道她是外星
人的大頭目、高級領導幹部？我千萬不可得罪她。科學小飛俠、無敵鐵金剛快來救我啊！耐
心、安靜、乖巧的陪她吃完飯，上映時間也到了，我終於快解脫了，於是開心的進入戲院。

坐在幽暗的空間，突然覺得電影院的座位縮水變小了，隨便動個姿勢都會碰到外星人大頭目
的身體，第一次看電影看得那麼彆扭。我像隻受驚嚇的小貓，一動也不動的縮在座位上，睜
著大眼看巨大的電影畫面，直到最後結束。散場走出電影院，已經是夜晚，深暗的天空隱約
閃爍幾顆小星星，是外星人的基地。 「我送妳回去吧」，我禮貌的說。 涼爽的夜風輕輕拍打
著我，橙色的月好溫柔，真是浪漫的夜晚。我應該好好把握住，斜眼偷瞧外星人大頭目，她不
再可怕了，變得好美麗、動人哦。我還要小心什麼呢？單身地球人手冊在我腦海不斷翻閱。

25分鐘後，我們又回到之前的約定地。二人默默相對著，各自低頭。 咦，氣氛不大對。 「那
麼，謝謝你請我看電影…… bye」，她先開口了，溫柔微笑的對我說。「bye….」，突然間一股
奇怪的感覺像一股氣快速的在我體內環繞。我竟有種依依不捨的念頭。天啊，我什麼時候中
招的？果然殺人於無形。「你怎麼了？」我的神情一定很古怪，她才會這樣問。「啊…沒事….
bye」，我慌張的回答。她睜著一雙大眼似笑非笑的直瞧著我，她又要使出第幾個祕密武器？
我手腳冰冷的僵在原地，動也不敢動。

9秒後她忽然說。「你滿可愛的，bye。」她走了，留下一臉錯愕的我走了。黑白貓你介紹的到
底是什麼樣的外星人啊？


有時候，我也覺得我的女朋友只要有男朋友時，都成了被外星人綁架的地球人，直到失戀了
才又重返地球。


This article is written by 青 526

Cyber Love and Real World Love

My friends told me cyber love is wrong. I did not see a person and so how do I know I love her?

For me, I believe love in another perspective. We do not really need to see how a person to know we love that person. Because if we do then what we love is that person look and not really that person. Therefore I feel a cyber love maybe more real compare to a real world love. Because it start with both person not really know how the other person look.

But of course this do not means cyber love is real love. Just like a real world love, the most important thing is honest. Honest in everything no matter it is right or wrong. And then build a trust based on this honest. My Best friend once told me a very interesting principle of husband and wife relation. That is both need to fully 100% believe each other. Even if they see their spouse with an opposite sex on bed naked but if their spouse deny anything happen then they must believe that nothing has happened. Love is blind, so we need to blindly believe spouse for love to remain. But to have this trust and confidence with spouse we need to first make sure they are always honest with us.

So can cyber love really replace real world love? Certainly not. Cyber love must slowly move to a real world love. Coz a love tat is always exist in internet will sometimes feel lonely. Especially when we facing real world problem, we will hope that our lover can be beside us and not just give us support from a distance.

用我的晚安陪你吃早餐		My Good Nite accompany you eat breakfast
记得把想念存进扑满		Remember to store your 'miss me' feeling to piggy bank
我望着满天星在闪		I look at twinkling star in the sky
听牛郎对织女说要勇敢		And heard "Niu Lang" told "Zhi Nu" to be brave
别怕我们在地球的两端		Dun be afraid that we at the opposite side of the world
看我的问候骑着魔毯		Look at my greetings riding on magic carpet
飞用光速飞到你面前		Fly at light speed to in front of you
要你能看到十字星有北极星作伴		Want you to notice Cross Star has North Star as company
少了我的手臂当枕头你习不习惯		Do you get used to missing my arms to be your pillow
你的望远镜望不到我北半球的孤单		Your binoculars could not see my loneliness at the northern hemisphere
太平洋的潮水跟着地球来回旋转		The tide of Pacific Ocean will follow the Earth spins back and forth
我会耐心地等随时欢迎你靠岸		I will patiently wait and welcome you when you float ashore
少了我的怀抱当暖炉你习不习惯		Do you get used to missing my hug as the heater
e给你照片看不到我北半球的孤单		eMail of my photo cannot see my loneliness at the northern hemisphere
世界再大两颗真心就能互相取暖		No matter how big the world is, two true heart still can take warm from each other
想念不会偷懒我的梦通通给你保管		My thought of missing you will not become lazy. All my dreams will be kept by you.

This song I feel is best for cyber lover that is far from each other. Presented to this world lover. Hope your love come true.