When suddenly u feel like taking an off day pls don give the following excuse... It's sooo ridiculous!!!
1. My friend's new born baby past away
2. My dog is sick
3. I hit a cat while riding a bike.
4. I donated too much blood.
5. My mother burned all my clothes and I had nothing to wear to work
6. My toe was injured when a soda can fell out of the refrigerator.
7. No matter how much I've tried, I just can't get out of bed this morning. I swear, it's like I'm nailed to the bed.
9. The dog ate my car keys. We’re going to hitchhike to the vet.
10. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet.
11. My daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and I need to help her get it out.
12. My car ran out of gas on the way to work so I pushed it to a gas station, but I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctor’s.
13. My cat got ran over and I need to take it to the vet.
14. My wife’s breasts are sore after her breast enlargement so I need to stay home and massage her tits.
The best excuse for not going to work:
1. I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
2. My wife makes more money than I do, so I have to stay at home with our sick son.
4.
Why..?
I am having emotional problems..
Sorry to hear that..any cause you know of..?
I got beat down by briankelley on www.ibeatyou.com a lot yesterday
Really? You, too? You can have the day off, I know how that feels..
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Yo ! Simon Gor Gor was here ! Yo ! Yo ! Yo !
Got a real colleague that give a super ridiculous reason for leave.
He claim that while shaving his moustache he cut his skin. And so he can't come to work.
This is real story wor..
wahahhaha~ thats so lame~
He even go see doctor and get MC for such a lame reason.
This kinda ppl is usually Thick Face wat... don know how to write "embarassement" !!! lol!!!
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